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Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after seeing them at their most vulnerable, you wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them.
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
let’s reflect on this
fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and greener. therefore, mirrors are technically green!
“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
i’ll pay monet for them
“honey!! im home!!” i call out as i enter my house, i walk into the kitchen and there it is, a bucket of honey, sweet sweet honey, i pick it up and pour it all over my body, yes, yes this is good
if we’d developed particle weapons during the ronald reagan era we could have called them ronald rayguns but we fucked that up just like everything else
Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?
You are the innovator of our generation
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
Yay last day of school
so I was watching supernatural with the subtitles on and then..
You too, Booby
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police